So I’ve been looking at a (relative) lot of pornography. Surprise. What? You don’t look at pornography? Ok, well, then statistically, everyone else you know is looking at it because there is a whole lot of pornography out there, and a whole lot of people are looking at it. They’ve made a list. Checked it twice. But you’re that “nice” slice of the pie chart. Fine. Stay with us “naughties” here anyway.
There’s the stuff we like and the stuff we don’t like; finding the stuff we like means wading through the stuff we don’t. And let me just state for the record (good thing “Anonymous” has one) how completely and totally fucked I find the following:
You’re watching a sex video, and the girl gets herself all worked up, and you like her, and you like what she’s doing. She seems into it. Then the stud comes in, and everything’s cool for awhile, (usually if there’s going to be trouble, the guy will try to face-fuck the girl right away during “the blowjob”.) and things progress. Then there’s the first cut and they’re fucking, new position maybe, everything still seems fine, they seem to be having fun, and then you start to see she’s not into it, then she’s desperately trying to stimulate herself so she can be wet so it’s not clearly so very uncomfortable/painful, so she’ll enjoy it, and it gets a little more uncomfortable to watch and a little more and a little more and oh god the humanity! It’s like the empathy gland in your brain comes to orgasm. It’s. A long slow headfuck is what it is.
It goes from being the stuff you like to the stuff you don’t like real fast. If I had actually been trying to get off at the time, I’d be scarred for life (well, no, sadly). In fact, I’ve found this scenario so pervasive in videos that it threatens to turn me off of porn forever and
GOD DAMMIT, CAN A LONELY MAN NOT HAVE ONE VICTIMLESS VICE IN THESE HARD TIMES?!
Can we please make the videos of two people fucking who are enjoying it? Or who know about personal lubricants? Or have had sex before so they can find out if there’s chemistry so they don’t waste their time filming it? Or mine watching it? People that are into that, let them live with their own consciences, I don’t want it on mine.
I guess it’s another example of how declaring a behavior deviant causes it to become associated with and attract more deviant behavior to it over time due the inherent deviance of having been declared “criminal”. It attracts criminals. And all their crime.
Ugh. This is not the dirty I want it to feel.